This talk will make the case that the ex-gay movement is reinventing itself as what might be called the pre-gay movement-or, perhaps more accurately, the ex-pre-gay movement, by turning its attention to preventing the emergence of homosexuality in the first place. The primary means for illustrating this shift will be an analysis of the picture book Me Tarzan, You Jane (2011) by Janice Barrett Graham. Co-sponsored by the Department of English.